Garfield 猫的经典语录

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/ o& W* z8 ~! q, G3 T1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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' f; U- l2 w7 ?( ?4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

8 R1 a4 D. J/ n4 X" i1 iAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
' g" ~: J) Y6 c6 ]- lHappiness is not the only thing in life. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
' T6 O  N% M6 j1 Z2 C" w* i8 gAnd when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
What you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
4 E2 o( B0 t3 eAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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. c3 @6 B: M& z, E3 `. f1 `( U12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
Than waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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6 `0 B$ a. ?# C* \17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
7 l. O1 w$ J6 @' p9 P7 {It protects the premises without restricting the view.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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8 S3 ~5 O8 S: O% r$ p  u: _* k19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
+ X+ x( j$ ?$ O2 MThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.

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foolfu

7. The wise never marry,

And when they marry they become otherwise.

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ahaha this one is funny.

jack

经典 顶！

Tom

“Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.”:d

Seneca

很可爱的言论，我最喜欢这句：\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep
楼主用的字体也很有漂亮呢

AJING2006

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% P3 p3 ~! F3 y- O* v我最喜欢：Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
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